Comments on: Spurs Preview: Gallas plays as Swiss duo are injured

By: Richey Back

Richey Back — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:55:01 +0000

Don’t worry lads … forget them no good muggy cunts!!

Take solace in my new group i’ve created on facebook in recognition and tribut to our new chant for Ade.

“Adebayor … Adebayorrr … Give him the ball … and he will Score!”

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8363621087&ref=nf

By: Blog Head

Blog Head — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:52:20 +0000

And its all gone quiet over there……………………………..5-1

By: Blog Head

Blog Head — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:25:23 +0000

5-1

By: Connolly's agent

Connolly's agent — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:12:17 +0000

‘chef, I’ll give you a sample of my unfathomably exceptional ability in Arsenal blog-making. If you’re still too heart-broken to say something intelligent about the match, you can use my fucking brilliant report:
___________

Fuckers,

Here’s a little experiment you can all try at home. Stick out your tongue and scrape it with your fingers. Now look closely at your hand. If you’re like me, you’ll find a coarse coating of smelly, fetid, rancid shit. Why? Because, like me, your nausea at this fucking result is so fucking extreme that your digestive system has reversed itself. Just be glad you’re not going through toxic, septic shock. Fucking hell, it’s hard to take. Losing to Spurs (one day) was inevitable. Under Ramos, they’ve been good. Without Diarra, we’ve been fucking poor. However, losing 5-1 to Spurs was not inevitable. Losing 5-1 is the fucking pits. Even blind-as-fuck Freddy can tell you that.

Still, maybe it’s okay. Temperance, reason and moderation – we don’t have a divine right to piss and shit over Tottenham. Every now and then, we’ve got to injest their loathsome bile. It’s part of the fucking cycle of football. Every rose has a thorn. Every sunset has a dawn. Every cowboy sings a sad, sad song. Wax and wane, my fucking gooners, wax and fucking wane. It’ll make us more hungry for the next match. It’ll make us appreciate it the more when our gooners truimph once again over those perennially lily-white fuckers. And that’s what this fucker is looking forward to.

By: Connolly's agent

Connolly's agent — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:01:57 +0000

‘chef, why the fuck will it be hard to write about the fucking Arse? We’re not expecting fucking Shakespeare here; just write whatever moves you. If you want, I could write it for you. If you want, mind. I’m a fucking awesome blogger. I’ve got fucking awesome insights into the fucking Arse. And I’ve got loads of fucking time, as evidenced by these numerous comments.

There’s only thing I need to know – who the fuck are we playing?

By: lasagnechef

lasagnechef — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:52:47 +0000

Tomorrow’s match report is going to be hard to write, don’t expect much. Blog Head, enjoy your day, it’s funny how you celebrate like you won the league.

By: Connolly's agent

Connolly's agent — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:31:11 +0000

FlamBlam/Bloghead, I’m not that hurt by this match. For fuck’s sake, karma’ may be a nasty, spiteful bitch, but she’s always just. “Chesty” Walcott’s dishonest goal cost us. Morally, we deserved to be anally raped like a Bloghead in heat. I’m glad we didn’t profit from this perfidy. I couldn’t support an Arsenal that butt-fucked other sides, but had the gall to expect not to be butt-fucked in return. We deserved this fucking caning. Luckily, it’s a Carling Cup match and not the Champions League.

But seriously, Bloghead, stop using other people’s names. Fucking hell, if you’re not sure of your own fucking shoes, don’t wear someone else’s. Sort out your fucking sexuality, mate. I can tell by your posts that you’re dying to “experiment”, but this is not the fucking forum to do so. Go find that effete boy from drama class and hit on him. Booze him up and take advantage of him. Or whatever. Honestly, in this day and age, there’s not much stigma in being an arsebandit; in fact, there’s probably more in being a Spud. I realise it’s not my fucking place to advise you, but you need to do something about it.

I’ll end it with this – losing Diarra will cost us. Fucking hell, this is only the beginning.

By: Gunner8

Gunner8 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:00:55 +0000

here’s to Bolghead

By: Flamini Blamdini

Flamini Blamdini — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:01:55 +0000

Connolly’s Agent. We are being bum fucked by the yids and I have to say it hurts.
THIS GAME HAD FIRST TEAM WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
We used up all our luck in the first leg and now we are being spanked. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
If AW keeps the momentum up after this he will be doing a fucking good job but then he is a fucking genius.
Maybe he’ll accept that Gilberto and Walcott need to be sold/loaned out.
Without Diarra our second team isn’t all that.
Better to be spanked in a 4th rate competition.
Bounce back time.
Cunts

By: Casicky

Casicky — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:50:32 +0000

i cant even try to predict the line-up but i would like it to be like this

___________Fabianski
Sagna____Hoyte____Galllas_____Traore
Denii/Hleb__Berto__Diaby__Rosicky/Gibbs
_________Bendtner___Walcott

subs,Lehmann,,,Adebayor,Lansbury…and any of the two that drop from up there(line-up)