I’m fucking glad to see that Wenger listens to fuckers like me. This fucking GREAT result means our fucking season is back on track. Ade-fucking-bayor can head-butt as many jerks as he wants, as long as he keeps scoring goals for the fucking Arse. It highlights how utterly dependent we are on Cesc and Flamini. As much as I love the fucker, Gilberto isn’t good enough for the Arse. Diaby isn’t. Denilson isn’t. From our store of fucking riches, we’re left with two fuckers in CM who can do the job.

I’m a big enough fucker to admit when I’m wrong. Flamini is a fucking ugly fucker, probably the ugliest fucker to have played for us since Cygan ( who was also french). But that fucker’s been playing well, fucking well. He deserves his place alongside the fucking lovely, fucking sexy Cesc Fabregas. Let’s hope like a fucker in a nunnery that that fucker will stay with us. Because if not, that decision to let Diarra leave will seem as stupid as a fucker fucking syphilitic whores without a fucking condom; and that’s pretty fucking stupid.